And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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