we're blogging at a bar
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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