I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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