We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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