You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
thus making me awesome and them whores
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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