Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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