Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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