I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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