I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
