Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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