Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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