we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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