in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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