is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just got carded by a ten year old.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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