the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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