Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
