He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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