Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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