Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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