C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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