This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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