you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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