you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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