Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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