SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
is this the sara with the beer cane?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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