You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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