I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Im part way to drunk.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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