whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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