You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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