I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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