Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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