How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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