Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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