He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
we're so committed to being not committed
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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