Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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