I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
