I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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