Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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