your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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