thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
are you still at the devil's house?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
high people should be assigned attendants
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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