Don't you send me to vm
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Randomize
