u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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