exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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