Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Mom said you looked used
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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