dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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