just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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