She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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