she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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