we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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