you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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