WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Everclear isn't food dammit
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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