Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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