But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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