Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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